If you sneak up directly, it’s just a sneak attack. I’m afraid it’s even a sneaky trick to harm people!
As the saying goes, ghosts call at night and don’t look back! Once you turn around, the three lights will go out!
I pulled out and walked forward, and I walked faster.
"Chen to dust Chen to dust …"
The sound also shouted more urgently.
I’m more and more alert and careful to hold the pen in my palm. If I sneak up, I’ll turn around and cut it with a gold tooth!
"Chen Guichen … My master Sima Mao asked me to call you. You have something to say." The voice shouted, "What do you mean by running? Don’t you forget that my master just relieved you? "
When I heard this, I froze and didn’t run away.
But even so, I’m still pretending to be something bad under the guise of 10 thousand.
I untied the wine sac, then poured some medicinal liquor into my hand and quickly daubed it on my left and right shoulders, so that even if it was really sneaky to hurt me, he wouldn’t dare to pat me on the shoulder when I turned my head.
After smearing, I took another sip of wine. If I turn my head and feel something wrong, I will spray the medicinal liquor out and spray it in his face!
In this way, I turned around and turned my head, and then I saw a black shadow floating in the air, and a shadow soldier fell into the limelight. I ran in front of me panting. "What are you running for? I’m exhausted!" Huh? What’s that smell? ! How so pungent and unpleasant! "
As he spoke, the Yin soldier retreated back and looked at me with indecision.
I didn’t mean to hurt me when I saw that it was a Yin soldier, so I let go and wanted to talk. I just shouted a mouthful of medicinal liquor in my mouth and I was embarrassed to spit it out. I swallowed the medicinal liquor with a good upturned neck. This strange smell rushed me. Tears and snot flowed out together and I coughed a dozen times in succession.
The Yin soldier asked in surprise, "What’s the matter with you?"
I secretly scolded myself for what I did, but I didn’t say anything on the surface. I quickly wiped my tears and nose and said, "I’m just a little fond of drinking. I smell like wine. You smell bad. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry."
"This wine tastes strange. I can’t stand your taste. It’s really unique." The Yin Bing said, "Cut the crap. I’m a Sima-looking adult. My master ordered me to come and say a few words to you."
"Your Excellency, please speak!" I bowed my hand and said, "It’s a shame that Sima Mao’s adult didn’t thank him for the clearance just now."
"You were right not to talk in that situation just now," said the Yin soldier. "My master asked me to tell you specially, so don’t meddle in the ghost story at will. I’ve been staring at you."
I said, "Is that Qiao Kun?"
"Shh …" The Yin soldier shivered. "Don’t take your name!"
"Oh, I’m sorry." I was surprised to see the Yin soldier scared like that. "It’s always strange that I haven’t seen or dealt with this Joe before. Why did he treat me like an enemy when I first met him? Everywhere seems to make things difficult for me and deliberately give me a hard time. Does your honor know what this is? "
"Ma Yi physiognomy is jealous of ghosts and gods!" The Yin soldier said, "Say something bad. You Chen family have been involved in too many yin things since ancient times. Many people are going to die in your hands, but they can’t die. We have broken the majesty and good rules of the underworld, but your spells are high and you don’t feel bad at ordinary times. Although you complain, you don’t treat you as enemies. There is a Chen family who is too powerful, but everyone who wants to avoid misfortune goes to the Chen family for help, which makes us a lot less incense! You also know that some leaders in the underworld are still greedy for money, which has caused them great complaints and dissatisfaction! "
I heard chills in my back. If you think about it, it really is.
I myself was almost burned to death by ghosts, and it was because Master Hanson rescued me that I escaped from my life. Later, our family’s gratitude people were also linen Chen Jia, who had visited the Ten Temples of the underworld, let alone the protector and the judge, and almost didn’t say anything.
Others estimate that it is the same. It is natural that the Chen family has received favors to thank others. It is also natural that the Chen family rarely adds incense to the gods. There are many ghosts who are greedy for money. Will they not resent it?
This is a wake-up call for me. Sometimes I really have to burn more paper money and send it to the underworld to honor the bosses. They have to give me a hard time.
It has always been said that too many people will be killed by five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and then they will go to hell after they die. It is estimated that they were miserable after they robbed the people in the underworld of incense money.
So I said, "Thank you for your attention when you wake me up! Burn more incense money for you, especially boss Joe, burn him a golden hill and a beautiful woman! He hates me so much! "
The Yin Bing laughed. "Our adult Sima is not greedy for money. It’s beautiful. He has seen the ancient capital all over the world. He hasn’t read much yet. If you have anything nice to say, just burn it for our adult."
"It’s easy to say," I said. "There’s a good one," Seeing through the Journey to the West "and a good one, Liu Bei," I’ll buy some and burn them for your adults! "
"The best is the best!" The Yin soldier was overjoyed. "My family’s favorite thing to watch is the Three Kingdoms. I’m afraid you don’t know that our family’s adults still have some connections with Sima Yi!"
"Ah?" I am stupefied, "What origin?"
The Yin soldier said, "Our adult was born when Emperor Han Ling of the Eastern Han Dynasty was alive, and Yizhou was born since childhood. He was very clever and eager to learn. When he was six years old, he could write a good article and call’ prodigy’ to his neighbors! At the age of twelve, you can be said to be knowledgeable and knowledgeable! It wasn’t long before the local officials in Yizhou recommended my master to take the Tongsheng exam. Who knows that an examiner actually asked him for a bribe! Naturally, my master is very disdainful of such obscene practices. Even if he flatly rejected the examiner, he taunted my master and said that my master was poor in knowledge and handwriting, so he dared to take the exam, and so on … My master was angry and ashamed and immediately retaliated against the dirty examiner, only to find that the examiner became angry and beat my master and disqualified him from the exam! At that time, the atmosphere was generally poor, and my master didn’t bother to take such exams again. After returning home, he set up a private school in his hometown and lived by educating several children to read. Although he was poor, he ended up free! I didn’t know that later, our host was quick-witted because he drank a little wine, but he offended the night watchman in the underworld! This has caused a great disaster that shook the yin and yang world earth-shattering! "
Chapter one hundred Born to scold Yamaraja
I immediately asked, "What’s the matter?"
I was so engrossed in the talk of the Yin soldier that I learned a top secret historical case before I knew it!
It turns out that Sima Mao’s teaching life soon passed his fiftieth birthday, and life has been wasted for a long time
On this day, Sima Mao’s good friends got together to chat about current events, but they couldn’t help complaining, so they drank a few more glasses of wine and returned home after the party broke up, and Sima Mao felt groggy.